7 April 2009

Standards are Slipping

It becomes apparent that your standards are slipping when phrases such as these arise:

"You know it's a good hotel when there's toilet paper"

(In a restaurant)
"That waitress kicked that rat a bit violently"

"Was the shower good?"
"Yeah, really good"
"Oh cool, does it have hot water?
"Err, no"

(After leaving a restroom)
"Do the toilets have toilet paper?"
"I don't know. I didn't look."

(On a 12 hour train journey from the bottom of Thailand to Surat Thani)
"At least it's not a long trip."

(After walking through a flood to get to our hotel and most of it is still soaked in water)
"It's quite nice".

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